dialect between surfer and country boy

Yo dude you hit me brand new bike bra. Y'all rode right in front of me. Well man i was just riding me bike down to the beach so i could get a little surf in and check out the babes. Well i wa on my way to supper y'all and jumpt out in the middle of the rode. Ok dude well you hit me, so its isnt my fault man. I wreckin you a surfer because all of yall talk so funny. Well your probably a country boy because you have a weird acsent. I aint weird. Yes you are. Ok well is this all fiished because i gotta get my aunties shes havin a bbq, that me favorite. Ok bra its all good, get with your meal and ill go gets some waves and babes